my mom was carrying her ipad and a piece of pizza but she stumbled and dropped her ipad on the floor but held tight to her pizza and i’m so glad i know where my priorities come from
“i dont care about looks”
YOU’RE A LIAR
YOU ARE LYING
If guys can get free condoms, I shouldn’t have to pay for my birth control.
"fat girls shouldn’t—"
—have to deal with your narrow minded bullshit.
gordon ramsay’s confused face is the cutest thing on earth
look at him
hes like a little baby boy